The Shriek
Sourdough fermented to the edge of sanity. Crust cracks like applause.
Artisanal · Decibel-Forged · Est. 2019
LOUD
LOUD
WHEAT
"It screams so you don't have to." — bread engineered to shout, so dinner finally has volume.
VOLUME 11
The Catalogue
VOL · 9
VOL · 8
VOL · 11
VOL · 7
The Loud Loaves.
Four signature crusts. Each comes pre-warmed, pre-loud, and frankly a little rude.
Crust Riot
A baguette with opinions. Snap it in half and the room goes quiet.
Decibel Sourdough
Loud at room temperature. Louder toasted. Possibly illegal in libraries.
Wheat-Megaphone
A wide flat loaf shaped for projection. Comes with a butter that won't sit still.
Subscriptions
Choose your volume.
All plans ship weekly. Pause or cancel any time. No quiet upgrades.
WHISPER
$18/wk
- 1 signature loaf
- Volume capped at 7
- Friday delivery
SHOUT
$34/wk
- 2 loaves + crust pack
- Volume up to 9
- Tue + Fri delivery
- Members-only loaves
ABSOLUTE RIOT
$62/wk
- 4 loaves + butter
- Volume 11 included
- Daily delivery
- Custom inscription
Contact
Yell back.
Wholesale, custom orders, complaints about the volume — send a message and we'll bake a reply.
Email: hello@loudwheat.example
Bakery: 11 Crust Lane, anywhere with a loud kitchen.
Hours: Tue – Sat · 6am to whenever the dough finishes shouting.